Hobkin’s brain

Hobkin was very frisky this morning. He kept wanting to play, pouncing first on my feet, and then when I bent down to dislodge his fangs from my toes, he’d relocate them to my fingers (his fangs, not my toes). Once, when I was putting my socks on, he charged full tilt at me in my vulnerable foot-in-the-air position, but in his excitement, he misjudged the distance (being myopic and all), and careened head first into one of the pillars in our dining room. I was worried he’d knocked himself silly. And, to tell the truth, he did look a bit dazed for a moment or two. But then he went tearing off, most miffed with me as though it was my fault he’d collided with a pillar. Silly beastie.

It did make me wonder, though, about how our animal companions view us. Obviously Hobkin understands some cause and effect. He’s very good at training us to do things for him. But to what extent does he understand it? He knows that we are the source of food, and also things like comfort and companionship. But when it thunders and rains, does he think we cause that too? When something scares him, does he think we caused it? And when he runs into pillars, does he blame me for putting that pillar there?

Writing stuff:

Received the edits from Andromeda Spaceway Inflight Magazine for “Body and Soul Art.” Gleep.

1. I haven’t looked at this story in a while. I’m a bit appalled at how rough it is in places. I really thought I had it polished.

2. The editor who I’m working with is excellent, just fantastic. I’m so glad I get the chance to fix this baby up before it hits publication. A couple times in the past, my stories have gone pretty much straight from submission format to print, and upon seeing them again, I wished for a more meticulous editor.

Weekend in Review

Had quite a busy weekend. Saturday went to britzkrieg‘s birthday shindig where there was caffeine, wine, ice cream cake, and much excellent conversation in their beautiful, screened-in porch. Occasionally, their pride of five cats made the occasional celebrity appearance. Also had a chance to talk corsets with whirl_twirl, which is always a good thing.

So I stayed up late on Saturday. Did I sleep in on Sunday morning? Of course not. My stupid brain wanted to wake up when it always does and wouldn’t let me go back to sleep. Hence, there was profound grogginess on Sunday. I downed caffeine in a lifeline trickle to keep my head more-or-less on straight during the day.

Then was the Dragon*Con staff meeting where there was much hurraying over the new website developed by dire_epiphany and astralfire. Enthusiastic cheers to them both for updating the beast. Also, I learned the network specialist I had lined up for my staff got a real life job and moved to Houston, so he will no longer be able to work Dragon*Con. That left me down two staff going into the meeting. I was able to pick up a reporter, but no dedicated network specialist. I’ve got several people who are network-savvy who I can go to for help, but it would make me happier to have someone dedicated to the task on my staff. Also picked up a non-staff volunteer, one who had already purchased her badge but wants to help out gratis. Gotta love those. Overall, a successful and fun meeting. Much gabbing and catching up with excellent folks like arkhamrefugee, tk0667, fingerman, roget, and the aforementioned dire_ephiphany and astralfilre.

Also finished Seduced by Moonlight. The end picked up considerably, filled with court intrigue and other interesting plot thingies. But there’s a lot more of what I’d consider erotica in SbM than in some of Laurell K. Hamilton’s previous stuff. Not that that’s a bad thing, as she writes hot sex scenes, but it did leave me feeling like the book was more content low that her other works.

Hobkin was petulant at being left alone for so long this weekend, so I picked him up to cuddle after dinner yesterday and fell asleep with him on the couch.

Writing stuff:

Received a detailed rejection from Nathan at Scrybe Press but he’s interested in seeing more. I’m not surprised at this one. It was the third vampire story I’d sent them, and they’d bought the first two. But how many vampire stories is a single non-vampire-oriented market going to be gung-ho about? Still, a bummer. Now I have to figure out where to send the thing next. Markets that are receptive to traditional vampire stories are hardish to come by.

Friday recap

Waited an hour for the radiologist to spend less than a minute viewing my diaphragm via x-rays as I breathed. “Yup, it’s working fine,” she said. Sigh.

Watched The Last Samurai. I liked it. There was some truly beautiful cinematography, although I’m just not a big fan of Tom Cruise. I only really thought he was drool-worthy as Lestat in Interview with the Vampire. The blond thing, maybe.

Got Laurell K. Hamilton’s Seduced by Moonlight from Amazon.com in the mail. My guilty pleasure reading, rah! Although I’m not being drawn into this one as I have been some of her previous works. While I really like her darkly erotic scenes, I think I like them better when they frame a plot. So far, this one has been a bit too sex-heavy, if that’s possible.

Writing stuff:

Received:

50-day “we won’t be publishing this” from Glimmer Train. But this one was different from the forms I’ve received from them in the past. They said “It was a good read” as well as “we appreciate the opportunity to read your work.” Now I’m wondering, is this a new form or is it what passes as a personal response from them?

Payment and file contract from the ELP Library for “My Courtship by Lord Magus: A Diary” and “The Adventures of Trina, Hackersprite. I discovered when she mailed my file copy back that I had accidentally printed it out on the back of a printed page of another manuscript. Oops.

Confirmation that my editor at Tangent is still alive, and things will get moving again right soon.

Sale! And rejection.

Just heard from Andromeda Spaceways Inflight Magazine that they want to buy my story “Body and Soul Art”! Woohoo!! They said they’d like to publish it in issue #14.

And an email later, heard from Neo-opsis on that story that’s been languishing in their “maybe” pile forever that, while they thought it was a “well constructed story,” they’re going to pass.

Still, I count that as being ahead. My second sale to ASIM. Go, Aussies!

And hey, this is my thirtieth fiction sale! I guess that means I’m all grown up.

Networking, In the Heat of the Night, Goodbye Angel

Huzzah! After a few bad starts and some confusion, Matthew figured out how to network our computers together! I think. Both computers appear to be on civil speaking terms. And yes, the fact that one of them is a Win ’98 and the other is a Win XP does indeed seem to have been the culprit of an inordinate amount of trouble. Lovely MicroSoft products.

Watched In the Heat of the Night. Actually I listened to most of it, as AMC was showing it quite late and I was trying to fall asleep. But my insomnia kicked in (which is unusual–it typically manifests in the early AM) and the storyline pulled me in. Extremely sympathetic character that Virgil Tibbs. Although thanks to all the CSI I’ve been watching, I cringed when he didn’t don latex gloves in the course of his homicide investigation, and I wanted to shout “you’re compromising the crime scene!” to nearly everyone. The movie, overall, was terribly uncomfortable to watch/listen to. There was a tension underlying it transcending the racial issue, although decidedly accented by it. And it was shot in such a way to convey much heat and grit. Yet it was a very good movie. I just don’t feel the need to see it again any time soon. Although now I feel like I should, just to catch the parts I missed or only saw as a blur as I squinted at the TV without my glasses.

Also watched the last Angel episode. Matthew and I discussed last week who we thought was going to die. We were right. That was a nicely poignant scene. Unfortunately, the rest of it was disappointing, especially the end. I actually sat in stunned disbelief for several seconds after the credits came up, and when I emerged from my shock, shouted “NO!” at the TV. Going to try to wipe this last season from my consciousness.

Picked up my chest x-rays after work. The medical folks were supposed to forward them to the facility I’m having my diaphragm test at tomorrow. We called them weeks ago. Did they? Of course not. So I get to courier them myself. Pffft.

Big weekend coming up. Tomorrow got lots of doctor stuff to do. Saturday is britzkrieg‘s birthday celebration, and Sunday is the Dragon*Con staff meeting. Just heard back from one of my staff from last year who doesn’t think she’ll be able to make it, so it looks like I have a staff opening. That’s timely at least, although I’m bummed that I’m losing her as a reporter.

Writing stuff:

My Tangent editor once again appears to be MIA. I realize he has a lot on his plate, but I really do try to get my reviews to him in a timely fashion. It’s a bit disheartening when it then takes him up to two weeks to publish them, especially when my current assignment is a weekly. *grumble*

Groggy Wednesday

Forgot to set my alarm this morning, but I remembered to set the automatic coffee maker, which woke Hobkin when it went off, and his clamoring for breakfast eventually woke me, only ten or so minutes later than I would normally have awakened. An unintentional Goldberg alarm clock. I gave Hobkin an extra piece of bell pepper as thanks.

So I managed to get to work on time, although with brain packed in fog. One cup of coffee later and my eyelids no longer felt like they weighed a pound each, but I was definitely not at my best.

In totally unrelated peevage, my place of business plays the same muzak mix day in and day out, every day. For the most part, the selection doesn’t make me want to pierce my eardrums with a highlighter marker, but even “timeless classics” begin to grate the fiftieth time I’ve heard them in a one month period. Ugh.

Writing stuff:

Wrote a review of Gregory Benford’s “The First Commandment” at Sci-Fiction for Tangent. This is the second Benford story I’ve gotten to review. The first one was in the Spring 2004 issue of Oceans of the Mind. I’m still a bit wide-eyed at my own temerity.

Received my SFWA Bulletin in the mail. It looks like it may have exchanged insults with a farm thresher. The USPS is hard on loose magazines.

And . . . *drum roll* I pounded out 1500 new words on the vague, first person, present tense science fiction piece which is beginning to take shape. I even sketched out an outline of the story, so I’ve got a better idea of where I’m going with it. Progress!

Skunk drinking, gas prices, and writing updates

Hobkin did something odd the other day. He doesn’t drink water. We offer fresh water to him out of principle, but the most he’s ever done is sniff it before walking away. This isn’t that uncommon. A lot of skunks get all the liquid they need from the fruits and vegetables they eat. Actually, it’s a warning sign of possible seizure if a pet skunk drinks copiously and frequently (pet skunks are becoming more prone to seizures due to inbreeding perpetuated by the biggest skunk mill where most of them come from.)

When I put a fresh bowl of water down for him yesterday, he sniffed it with greater interest than in the past. Then he stuck his paw in and licked the water off. He did this three times. So I’m thinking he was thirsty? But if he was, why didn’t he just drink the water? It’s not like he doesn’t know how to lap up liquid. I’ve seen him go after milk and other non-water beverages before.

Weird beastie.

But happily, he seems better. He’s eating with appetite, although he’s a bit skittish. Yesterday we had a garage repair person come by to look at our broken opener (it needs a new gear piece . . . pfft) and every time a door open or closed, Hobkin’s tail went straight up and he went tearing off to hide under his hutch. Poor little guy.

Had to fill up the gas tank in my trusty Honda this morning. $1.90/gallon! And that’s low compared to the country average. Part of me grumbles at the higher prices, but another part of me can’t help but chortle when I think of how much all the SUV and minivan drivers are having to pay at the pump. The popularity of those road behemoths really annoys me. They’re frivolous, decadent, ridiculously fuel inefficient, impossible for people in cars to see around, and far too frequently, they give their drivers a sense of invincibility which translates into aggressive driving.

If people need a large vehicle in the course of their business or other life situation, then it’s one thing. But all too often (the majority of the time) I only see a single person–the driver–in one of these monster vehicles. What a waste!

I think they’ve got a good system in the U.K. Gas prices there are way higher than here, and consequently, people drive cute little fuel efficient, sensible cars.

Writing stuff:

To offset the sale to Abyss & Apex yesterday:
116-day “no, but please send more” from Space and Time.
156-day “no, and please only send us one submission at a time” from Space and Time (oops).
38-day form no from Amazing Stories.

Out they go again. *kick*

Also heard from the editor of the Eggplant Literary Productions Library that my excerpt “My Courtship by Lord Magus: A Diary” will be going up in September, and the check for it and “The Adventures of Trina, Hackersprite” are cut and on the way to me. That’ll even pay for my tank of gas.

And I’m glad I thought to double-check the email I got from Neo-opsis. The “if you haven’t heard from us then query again” date was actually the 19th, not the 17th. Tomorrow, not yesterday. Oopsie. Glad I held off on querying.

And the back-and-forth continues

Hobkin appears to be on the mend. He ate his dinner, midnight snack, and breakfast with good appetite. Although he’s still finicky. Over time he’s been gradually reducing the type of veggies he’s willing to eat. Sigh. But at least he’s eating without veterinary intervention.

Watched The Jackal last night. Dry but interesting. The ending was awfully sudden. And there really wasn’t anyone to root for, except maybe the detective that was called in to help catch the assassin. Except he had such limited screen time, it was hard to get a feel for his POV. Glad to have seen it as it’s one of those “must see” films, but not clamoring to repeat the experience.

Also watched Hitchcock’s The Trouble with Harry which was funny in a matter-of-fact, vaguely macabre sort of way. Apparently it tanked when it first came out because people expected a Hitchcock movie to be a thriller, but I wish he’d done more comedy.

Writing stuff:

Watching the Abyss & Apex submission commentary at the Rumor Mill. They apparently had some major gremlin-in-the-server email issues. So, jumping on the wagon, I queried the editor about a submission of mine they’ve had since March.

Probably should re-query Neo-opsis as the “if you haven’t heard from us by this date drop us an email” date has passed a la my last communication with them. They seem pretty cool about being queried. Maybe I’ll give them another couple days before I pester them . . .

After the flurry of rewrite and marketing activity last week, I find myself suddenly high and dry. Muse conspicuously absent. No rewrites to work on. Dangit.

Did a little critiquing in order to pretend I was doing something productive on the writerly front, but it’s an unsatisfying substitute. Maybe it’s time to crank out another folk tale. I keep dwelling on my longer fiction goals, but it seems to inhibit me from producing anything which is all bad.

I’m beginning to Jones for another sale. It’s been over a month since my last one. *twitch*

Tech stuff, finicky skunk

Went to CompUSA yesterday and bought a Cable/DSL router. Both our computers are now networked to the Internet, but still not to each other. @#!$& Not one for either hardware or networking, I let Matthew fiddle with it for several hours. He managed to get our old system to acknowledge that yes, a network existed, but our new computer would have nothing to do with it.

Uppity computers. What next?

I’m also quite concerned about Hobkin. He’s really off his feed. Turned up his nose at both his midnight snack and breakfast. I gave him some of his anti-nausea meds and coaxed him to eat a little Pepto Bismol on bread, but he’s turned his nose up at every veggie I’ve offered him as well as a veggie biscuit. I did get him to eat a couple peanuts, and a bit of hard boiled egg, but he needs to get more fluids into him. Going to let a little time pass for the meds to kick in, then going to try hand feeding again.